Is everyone around me sick?
It seems you’ve got it too.
Your sniff confirms: you drip with germs.
You’re full of viral goo.
You cough. You sneeze. You have the chills.
You leak infected snot.
Not don’t you dare to share your ills,
Can’t catch what you have caught.
I beg you: stay far, far away.
Don’t want your fiendish flu.
I don’t get sick. I won’t get sick.
I ah, I AH, AHHCHOOO!
Thursdays are dog days!