#737 – Ocean Life

Ocean Life
Look, ma! A Bear-acuda!

If I lived in the ocean

If I lived in the ocean
then I would be a whale,
a-splishin’ and a-splashin’
with my gigantic tail.
I’d eat a million minnows
a million times a day.
They’d never see me coming
in time to swim away.

If I lived in the ocean
then I would be an eel.
I’d sneak up on the mermaids
and make them scream and squeal.
No other fish could scare me,
especially a shark –
and if one tried to bite me
I’d zap it with a spark!

If I lived in the ocean
then I would be a bear,
despite the trouble swimming
with all that fuzzy hair.
To you it’s unappealing,
to me it sounds like fun!
And I could guarantee you
I’d be the only one!