#511 – Roly Poly Goalie

Roly Poly Goalie
I’m pretty sure that this breaks 784 rules. Foremost, you’re not allowed to play without pants.

Roly Poly Goalie

Oh, Roly Poly Goalie
You can’t control the ball.
Your hands aren’t good for catching.
Your feet can’t kick at all.
Your team is undefeated.
Nobody’s beat them yet.
Big Roly Poly Goalie:
So large you block the net.