Oliver Sneezes
When Oliver sneezes
he does as he pleases
refusing to cover his face.
The sound is outrageous
but germs are contagious
and spreading all over the place.
It’s mighty distressing
and nobody’s blessing
whenever his sneezes “kaboom!”
Instead we’re disgusted
(and partially dusted)
as Oliver poisons the room.
We’ve asked him politely
to cover it tightly
but Oliver fails to comply.
His mouth needs some taping
to stop them escaping
infecting the people nearby.