Elephants in the Room
Who let the elephants inside?
They’re not allowed indoors!
They’re often rude: they take our food
and spill it on the floors.
That irksome crowd is mighty loud.
They can’t control their trunks.
They break the walls along the halls.
They stink like sixty skunks.
So get them out! Don’t make me shout,
complain, or cuss, or fuss
because – I fear – when they’re in here
there’s not much room for us!