1686 – Tubs Away!

Tubs Away!
I always wanted a bathtub in my basement.

Who took the tub?

Who took the tub? Who took the tub?
Wherever shall I rub-a-dub?
The soap’s not in its resting place…
Who stole the rag to scrub my… face?
Who snagged shampoos from off their rack
and brush I use to scrub my back?
I’m baffled, but I’m glad to say…
No bath for me tonight! Hooray!!