1578 – The Underwearwolf

The underwearwolf
Fact: he only changes pants every full moon.

Here He Comes

You can hear his dreadful howling
‘neath the light of fullest moon.
Put away your pants and panties
for your drawers are not immune.
Then be sure your briefs and boxers
Are not scattered all around…
Here he comes, the Underwearwolf,
the unmentionable hound!

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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