Lobelia the Loud
Lobelia the Loud
sticks out in any crowd.
When you start talking in our ear
it makes us wish that we can’t hear.
We must wear earplugs to go near
Lobelia the Loud.Lobelia the Loud,
your volume makes you proud.
The loudest girl, without a doubt.
Your whisper sounds more like a shout.
Our ears are better off without
Lobelia the Loud.Lobelia the Loud,
your voice has got us wowed.
You’re such an auditory fright.
We run away when you recite
because you sound like dynamite,
Lobelia the Loud.
Note: This may be the most violent doodle I’ve ever produced. So many questions arise here: why did he do it? What was he hoping to accomplish? How awesome would this be to witness?
