You’d think from all this fuzz you see
which clings like fur all over me
that I must own a million cats.
That isn’t so. It isn’t that.
When I had bathed and washed my hair –
my towel wasn’t anywhere.
Alas, I grabbed my cat instead
to dry my body, face, and head.
It left her in a soggy state,
which she did not appreciate.
I’m tempted, though, to try again…
I’m drier than I’ve ever been.