My Feelings of Football
I’ve something to tell you. I’ve something to say:
a secret I’ve kept from the light of the day.
I cannot contain it. It’s time to confess
that football is boring. I couldn’t care less.
I wish I enjoyed it. I wish that I cared.
I wish that your spirit was something I shared.
I find myself snoring. I’m sorry. It’s true.
I won’t ever watch it unless it’s with you…
…which makes it worth seeing a Saturday bout
twixt so many teams I know nothing about.
Those hours with you on the couch I adore,
so if it means football, then let’s watch some more!