1480 – Diva on Ice

Diva on Ice
“This drink needs ice.”

Negatively Nancy

That Negatively Nancy
is a big, complaining pain.
And nobody likes to hear
the many gripes she can’t contain.

She often swears the weather’s
“too darn cold” when it’s too hot.
If you think that something faultless,
she will argue that it’s not.

When something’s right, she’ll claim
it’s wrong. If new, she’ll deem it old.
I bet if she found treasure
she’d complain, “There’s too much gold!”

When Negatively Nancy
can find nothing foul to say,
she yells, “It’s just too perfect,”
as she pouts and walks away.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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