1681 – Big Bacon Love

Big Bacon Love
The bigger the sow, the bigger the wow!

Not in Love

I’m not in love with charming Sue
who chose to fill my shoe with glue.
I’m not in love with dainty Claire
who likes to pull my locks of hair.
I’m not in love with pretty Rose
who pushed a pencil in my nose.
I’m not in love with Sarah dear
who screamed and shouted in my ear.
I’m not in love with fancy Jo
who smiled while stomping every toe.
I’m not in love with lovely Meg
who kicked my butt, my gut, my leg.
I’m not in love with darling Jane
who loved the sounds I make in pain.

But I’m in love with sweet Marie
who never, ever noticed me.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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