Words for Sale
I’ve got a lot of words for sale
So buy them fresh before they’re stale.
Fulfill your nerdy, wordy need
for terms to speak, to write, to read.
Each noun I bake, each verb I cook
is perfect for your tale or book.
For every lyric/poem/rhyme
You’ll find my adjectives sublime.
I’ve made a million words or more
for my vocabulary store.
I’m stocked with every common word
and hundreds that you haven’t heard.
Impress your brother/sister/friend
with these eclectic words I’ve penned.
They’re all for sale, these parts of speech
discounted at a dollar each.