She Loves Me
My sister says she loves me,
but she’s so mean to me,
for every time she irks me
it fills her up with glee.
It’s very aggravating
she won’t leave me alone.
She whispers that she loves me
then pinches ’till I moan.She gives me hugs and kisses
and says that I’m her bud,
then makes me eat some “pudding”
that tastes a lot like mud.
She tortures and she taunts me.
She likes to hear me shout.
So does she really love me?
I’ve never had a doubt.