I Bet I’m Great at Football
I bet I’m great at football.
It looks like so much fun!
Just show me how to hold the bat:
I’ll hit a hole in one!I’ll backhand with my racquet
to give the puck some spin
then dribble past the free throw line
to knock down every pin.I’ll shoot the winning bulls-eye
from south of center court.
I bet I’m great at football too,
like every other sport.