Steven Broke the Sun
There was a boy named Steven V.,
and what he did may likely be
the greatest crime in history,
for Steven broke the Sun.
He took it down to play a while,
because it always made him smile,
but now it’s just a busted pile
since Steven broke the Sun.
It’s wrong to steal, and wrong to lie,
but nothing’s worse – you can’t deny –
then blacking out the whole darn sky
when Steven broke the Sun.
It once was big, and once was bright
but now we only miss its light,
and thanks to Steve it’s always night
’cause Steven broke the Sun.