Dear Aliens in Outer Space,
Please visit. Earth’s a lovely place.
The humans here, I hope you’ll find
are mostly good, and mostly kind.
Should you decide to voyage here,
The weather’s nice this time of year.
There’s lots to do, and lots to see,
and you could make new friends, like me.
And if you’d like a souvenir
to help remember you were here,
I’ll try to pack a bag or two
so I can go back home with you.