Beware of Wicked Wendel:
a bully to the bone.
He’ll fill your life with stress and strife.
He won’t leave you alone.
He’ll burglarize the money
you brought to buy your lunch,
or take the treats you brought to eat
and smash ’em, trash ’em, CRUNCH.
He’ll criticize your classwork.
He’ll splash your clothes with dirt.
His mocking words for geeks and nerds
are all designed to hurt.
Beware of Wicked Wendel.
He’s mean, but not a fool.
It’s wise to fear and not go near
the shortest kid in school.