1540 – The Mismatch

The Mismatch
You have to watch out for the little guys… we’re tough!

Wicked Wendel

Beware of Wicked Wendel:
a bully to the bone.
He’ll fill your life with stress and strife.
He won’t leave you alone.

He’ll burglarize the money
you brought to buy your lunch,
or take the treats you brought to eat
and smash ’em, trash ’em, CRUNCH.

He’ll criticize your classwork.
He’ll splash your clothes with dirt.
His mocking words for geeks and nerds
are all designed to hurt.

Beware of Wicked Wendel.
He’s mean, but not a fool.
It’s wise to fear and not go near
the shortest kid in school.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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