#531 – Protect Your Pig

Protect Your Pig
It’s sad that the apex of human technology still takes such drastic measures.

Piggy Bank

Dearest little piggy bank –
my ceramic treasure swine –
as you sit upon the shelf,
you keep all the pennies mine.
All my loot is locked inside
your abdominal abyss.

Crack you open with a brick…
Piggy bank, you will be missed.