I’ll Teach You
I’ll teach you how to sing a song.
I’ll teach you how to dance.
I’ll teach you how to ride your bike
if given half a chance.I’ll teach you how to play guitar.
I’ll teach you how to hum.
I’ll even teach you how to blow
a bubble in your gum.I’ll teach you how to whistle too,
or how to milk a cow.
I’ll gladly teach you everything…
as soon as I learn how.