I’ve Never
I’ve never swallowed fireballs.
I’ve never juggled whales.
I’ve never once chased dinosaurs to catch them by their tails.I’ve never fallen off a cow
or painted gophers black.
I’ve never done a push-up with a hippo on my back.I’ve never been attacked by slugs
or smeared my toes with cheese.
I’ve never climbed a mountain made entirely of peas.I’ve never lived beneath a rock.
I’ve never bathed in glue.
There’s lots of stuff I’ve never done I hope I’ll never do.
