I’m allergic to things that I eat:
I break out if I taste something sweet.
If I drink any milk I go numb
and grow pimples the size of my thumb.
If I smell any flowers I sneeze
and your perfume will cause me to wheeze
and my eyesight becomes such a blur
if I pet any creatures with fur.
If I’m near any peanuts or eggs
then I itch on my arms and my legs.
I swell up if I’m stung by a bee…
and I’m even allergic to me.