I Bet I’m Great at Football
I bet I’m great at football.
It looks like so much fun!
Just show me how to hold the bat:
I’ll hit a hole in one!
I’ll backhand with my racquet
to give the puck some spin
then dribble past the free throw line
to knock down every pin.
I’ll shoot the winning bullseye
from south of center court.
I bet I’m great at football too,
like every other sport.
Hidden acknowledgement here to U of Florida for handily winning the BCS championship. It was certainly a disappointment for we Auburn fans, but if we had to lose, at least we lost to a team with some class. Congratulations!