Don’t ever go to Doctor Quack
as sick as you may get.
There’s never been a Doc’ before
as bad as him, I’d bet.
Choose someone else to cure your woes
if you have some disease:
I once showed Quack my chicken pox…
He said, “You must have fleas.”
If you tell him you often sneeze
or have a little cough,
he’ll stick a bandage on your mouth
and say, “Don’t take this off.”
And if you go see Doctor Quack
and tell him that you’re fine,
he’ll poke your rump with sever shots
(or maybe eight… or nine!).
That Doctor Quack’s the worst I’ve met
or likely ever will,
so if you’re sick, don’t visit him…
it’s better to be ill.