Keep your sours, bitters, sweets:
All I want are salty treats.
Nothing savory for me,
make mine salty as the sea.
Pretzels, pickles, crispy chips,
Popcorn, crackers, bacon strips!
Salty, salty, more more more!
Let those treasured crystals pour!
Not just noodles, not just eggs…
Not just roasted chicken legs…
Not just fries and onion rings…
Put more salt on all the things!
Apples, melons, coffee cakes
give them all some salty shakes.
Pancakes, waffles, buttered bread.
Syrup? No! Try salt instead!
I can never get enough
of the scrumptious, salty stuff.
Anything that’s on your plate,
Salt can make the world taste great.