Do fallen arches bring you down?
Or missing toenails make you frown?
Do corns and blisters make you sad
because your feet look really bad?
Well, there’s no need to fuss and moan…
We’re here to say, you’re not alone!
We think your twisted toes are neat!
Each one of us has funky feet!
Cristina’s toes are crossed and bent.
Who knows where Bruno’s arches went.
I’ve got nine toenails. That is all.
It’s still two more than Phil or Paul.
Germaine has feet with purple spots.
And Dan’s have hair. Whole lots and lots.
And on the feet which Stacie stands
are toes so long, they might be hands.
Bill’s feet have just one toe on each
that big and fuzzy like a peach.
And Roger’s toes are in between
more toe jam than you’ve ever seen.
Instead of singing barefoot blues
or hiding them in socks and shoes
we all dance barefoot in the street
and celebrate our funky feet!
So like we say… don’t moan or fuss.
You see our feet? You’re one of us!
Come join our funky foot brigade.
We love the way your feet are made!