A Pizza with Everything
There’s nothing you can’t put on pizza:
ingredients stacked to the sky.
There’s cheeses and meats and all kinds of good eats
and veggies a hundred feet high.
It all tastes much better on pizza.
Yes, even the foods that I hate –
asparagus, broccoli, anchovies, peas –
when served up and sliced into eight.
I want so much more on my pizza:
pretend things like ghosts or an elf.
Impossible toppings too hard to explain:
like, even a slice of itself.
But why not put MORE on a pizza?
A pizza with EVERY last thing?
Some rivers, a mountain, an ocean or two,
I’ll gobble whatever you bring.
And still there’s more room on the pizza:
Some planets and stars would be nice.
Or heck, you could heap the whole universe on.
Oh my, what a mighty big slice!