The Hoarder
I’m selling everything I’ve stored
in boxes, bins, and drawers.
My priceless hoard that I’ve adored:
these treasures can be yours.You’ll notice there, I’ve got a book
that I no longer need.
Try not to look at all the gook
that makes it hard to read.This warped and worn electric wok
is cheap at twice the cost.
And more in stock: this single sock
might match the one you’ve lost.This slightly opened can of beans
is mostly edible.
By any means, these smelly jeans
still look incredible.Oh, buy my junk! You might as well
to get it out my door.
And now I’ll tell you why I sell:
to make some room for more.
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