#704 – Invention

Invention
Meanwhile, the dog is thinking that he was already a perfectly good ball detector.

Inventions

I’m the captain of contraptions.
I’m the master of machines.
My imaginative gadgets
ease your everyday routines:

Here’s an elephant remover,
an above-ground submarine.
My electric insect duster
helps keep all your cooties clean.
Try my bowling ball detector,
or a “can o’ underwear”,
or a gravy pulverizer,
or a solar-powered chair.
Pick this pack of liquid lettuce.
Wear these automatic shoes.
Here’s a greasy goop dispenser,
which I’m sure that you could use

All my gizmos are ingenious.
Pick one out and have a try.
If you like it, you can have it!
(Seems nobody wants to buy.)

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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