1502 – Ink Spot

Ink Spot
So where exactly does one purchase a leash and collar for an octopus?

Pet Octopus

An octopus would make an awful pet.
Its eight-appendaged hug would leave you wet.
I don’t believe it’s capable of tricks
when everything it touches to: it sticks.
And while it’s true, an octopus won’t shed,
it tends to leave a trail of slime instead.
But most of all I think that would stink
to have to tidy puddles of its ink.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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