Our teacher wasn’t very nice.
Some said that she was made of ice,
And once she melted, then we knew
that every word they said was true.
She may not teach us anymore
since she’s a puddle on the floor,
but still, we turn our homework in,
in case she freezes up again.
Editor’s note: A lot of people reach this page from google by searching for “Ice Cold Teacher“. This probably wasn’t the page you’re looking for, but seriously, hang out for a while. There’s lots of fun stuff here.