I pick my nose
I stick my finger in my nose
and give it quite a thrusting
and wiggle it, then dig a bit
and pull out the disgusting.
I never need a handkerchief:
I choose to be more naughty.
I use my fancy fingertips
when I remove the snotty.
And people say, “don’t pick or pry
to find whatever lingers”
I wouldn’t, but, there’s nowhere else
where I can stick my fingers.
