“Watch Your Head”
I’ve understood most every sign
that I have ever read,
but how am I supposed to act
when one says “Watch your head”?
When signs say “STOP”, I always stop.
If they said “RUN”, I’d run…
But have you tried to watch your head?
It clearly can’t be done!
It might as well say “Smell your nose”
or “Try to bite your teeth”…
Instead they should say “Please take care
when walking underneath.”