Fact: water rolls off a duck’s back because of oil in its feathers. The oil is in its feathers because it is constantly cooking bacon
I Hate Water
It sounds like I’m lying;
I promise it’s true:
I’ve never touched water before.
I’ve never tried crying,
or swam in the blue,
and showering seems like a bore.
I’ve never been wetter
than hot desert sand.
I’ve not even taken a drink.
The drier, the better
because I can’t stand
that stuff that flows into the sink.
Author: Samuel Kent
I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet.
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