Belchin’ Burpin’ Paul
The biggest burps I ever heard
were belched by burpin’ Paul.
Compared to his, your burps and mine
are positively small.
Paul’s mother said, “Excuse yourself,
or just don’t burp at all.”
But then each belch and burp became
embarrassing to Paul.
So every burp, Paul held it in
but something happened soon:
poor Paul, the burpin’-est of all
blew up like a balloon.
The burps within would stretch his skin,
but still he held them all,
When there was no more room… KABOOM!
…then there was no more Paul.
So, say excuse me if you burp;
it’s something you can’t stop.
And while each belch and burp is crude,
it’s even worse to pop.