1167 – Ants in the Pants

Ants in the Pants
Lesson learned: don’t step on ant beds while wearing overalls if you’re a hippo.

Itches in my Britches

I’ve got itches in my britches.
I’ve got tickles in my jeans.
I’ve got wiggles. I’ve got wriggles.
It’s apparent what this means:
so I’m quaking, so I’m shaking,
so I shimmy, twirl and dance
till I’ve eased this irritation
of these ants inside my pants.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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