Just watch him chew and chomp and munch;
who else turns pebbles into lunch?
You may like cake or eggs or bread,
but Rockmunch munches rocks instead.
He calls a mountain top a treat
and says a boulder’s good to eat.
He’ll gobble all the rocks you’ve got
and likes his lava piping hot.
A nicer brute you’ll never meet
the one who chooses rocks to eat
except unless you meet him when
there’s gravel stuck inside his grin.