Leave the Grumps Alone
Provoke and poke a killer whale,
and pull and tug a tiger’s tail,
or pester some unpleasant snail,
but leave the grumps alone.Go aggravate an angry ant.
Torment and taunt an elephant.
Insult a people-eating plant,
but leave the grumps alone.Offend a raging dinosaur.
Feel free to bug a beastly boar,
or make an alligator sore,
but leave the grumps alone.The grumps are meaner than you know.
They’re terrible from head to toe,
and when they bite they don’t let go,
so leave the grumps alone.