1543 – All Dressed Up

All Dressed Up
Fact: in the Arctic, a night on the town lasts for three months.

My Tuxedo

I try to look good, but I’m often a mess
because of the way that I’ve chosen to dress.
But this is what happened – you won’t ever guess –
when I wore a tuxedo to school.

I asked mom and poppa to get me a suit
with tails and a tie and a top hat to boot
To make me look handsome, and dashing, and cute
when I wore a tuxedo to school.

They measured me once and they measured me twice
to make me a suit that was handsome and nice.
And how did I look? I was cooler than ice
when I wore a tuxedo to school.

I got to the school but I started to quake.
I tried and I tried, but I just couldn’t shake
this feeling I’d made an enormous mistake
when I wore a tuxedo to school.

Did anyone notice? Did anyone care
about the tuxedo I’d chosen to wear?
Well, no… it was Saturday. No one was there
when I wore a tuxedo to school.