#957 – Dressed to Impress

Dressed to Impress
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A Head for Figures

I have a head for figures.
I’ve got a mind for fact.
With knowledge, lore, and trivia
my brain is tightly packed.

I rattle off statistics,
and details I recall.
My noggin’s like an elephant’s:
remembering it all.

My friends all call me “genius”.
I’m clever, and it shows.
So why did I forget today
to put on all my clothes?

Yes, this is a poke at my Alabama fan friends. You guys are having a great season so far, but remember: there’s still a long way to go.