#489 – The Carrot Mutiny

Carrot Mutiny
Poor, brainless broccoli. I don’t know why the carrots are so jealous; this wouldn’t have ended any better for them…

I Will Not Eat Asparagus

I will not eat asparagus.
I won’t partake of peas.
If you put carrots on my plate,
I’ll say, “Remove them, please.”

A Brussels sprout will make me pout,
and green beans I abhor.
The cabbage that you offer me
might end up on the floor.

But I ADORE one vegetable
and relish every bite…
I am in love with broccoli!
(I eat it every night!)