1714 – Dino Pincher

Dino Pincher
Mainly it’s because you’re not wearing green.


I wish that I had lobster claws
for all my enemies to see
to give the foes and bullies pause
before they choose to pester me.
I doubt that anyone would try
to pick on me, but I suppose
the claws would give me pause when I
decide that I should pick my nose.