1692 – Burp Balloons Caution: May contain noxious gas Stu’s Balloons A boy named Stu, balloons he blew For everyone he knew In every hue, from red to blue Two hundred twenty two. When any blew (Kablam! Kabloo!) He smiled when folks said, “Eww!” Since no-one knew but Sneaky Stu: He’d burped into a few.