If I Had Eight Hands
If I had eight hands
what things I could do!
I’d paint you a painting while tying my shoe.I’d juggle twelve balls
(it wouldn’t be hard)
and make a ham sandwich while raking the yard.I’d clap out a beat
while playing guitar,
while chopping an onion, while fixing a car.I’d do all those things,
and when I was through,
I’d use all eight hands just for tickling you.