This Isn’t What I Wanted
This isn’t what I wanted.
There’s been a bad mistake,
for clearly, what I ordered
was a burger, fries and shake.The shake was cold and creamy,
and oh, those golden fries…
but ‘tween the buns I noticed
there’s a super sized surprise.So please replace my sandwich,
and quickly if you please.
I never asked for lettuce,
Hippopotamus, and cheese.