#948 – Ant Bully

Ant Bully
True fact about ants: they are not afraid of bears.

Big Bully

Big Bully likes to pull my hair.
Big Bully likes to hit.
I have some teeth marks on my arm
from where Big Bully bit.
I asked him why he hits me so
and hurts me without end.
And what did that Big Bully say?
“Because, you’re my best friend.”

And then he kicked me.