1519 – Super Baby

Super Baby
That is impressive: a forty-year-old Volkswagen without a scratch on it!

Super Baby

I know my baby brother
must have come from outer space.
It’s that, or he’s a member
of a mighty mutant race.

It seems he’s super-powered.
Seems unlikely, but it’s true.
You won’t believe the wonders
super baby likes to do:

The eardrum-splitting volume
of his super duper screams.
The rivers of his drooling
flow in super sloppy streams.

He’s skillful at destroying
with his super baby bite,
and WOW, the woeful whining
if he’s up too late at night.

Such mighty super powers
but the greatest one, I think:
his super poopy diapers
hold a stupefying stink!