1768 – Still the Best Bet

Still the Best Pet
Also: good at subverting covert foreign offensives. Wolverines!


The cats and dogs you love and know
will let you pet and love them so,
but some things bite and don’t let go…
the wolverines are mean.

One half of them is teeth and jaws.
The other half is mostly claws.
They love to scratch and bite because
the wolverines are mean.

So if you see them out to play
stay very, very far away
or you’ll be part of their buffet…
the wolverines are mean.