1692 – Burp Balloons 

Burp Balloons
Caution: May contain noxious gas

Stu’s Balloons

A boy named Stu, balloons he blew
For everyone he knew
In every hue, from red to blue
Two hundred twenty two.
When any blew (Kablam! Kabloo!)
He smiled when folks said, “Eww!”
Since no-one knew but Sneaky Stu:
He’d burped into a few.