Big Louise
“You’re too big for your bowl, Louise,”
Melissa said, and shook her head.
“Your greedy eyes kept begging, ‘Please!’,
and so I fed and fed and fed….
But now, you flabby fish, you’re stuck!
Can’t swim you ate so much, you dope!
How grim, Louise, you’re out of luck,
and rounder than a cantaloupe.”